Saturday, August 18, 2012

Candid Shot of Pussy Riot Exonerates Band

Catastrophe

This revealing photo from an American tourist captures the horror of the so-called "Pussy Riot" and fully exonerates the falsely accused band. In a statement made just minutes ago, Judge Vlad Romanov said, "It is now obvious that this has been an unfortunate, although understandable, case of mistaken identity. The band will be free to go with our deepest apologies."

Authorities swiftly responded with a nationwide roundup of dissident cats. The band has not yet been available for comment.