WASHINGTON - In response to public outrage over NSA monitoring, the Obama administration has announced a new NSA initiative that will provide a host of free Internet services for all U.S. residents. The “Internet Freedom” program will give every household a 20 MB Internet connection and cloud back-up service for every computer, tablet and smart phone.
Republicans were quick to jump on the bandwagon. A new bill in Congress would up the ante by offering a tax credit for middle class taxpayers of up to $500 per person for new smartphone or tablets.
Public reaction has been overwhelmingly positive. College student and part time model Jane Waters said, “I made a few thousand public social network posts last year for free, LOL. This is like freaking Christmas. Thanks NSA!"