Like the monk in a fable appreciating a flower's beauty as he hangs from the edge of a cliff, I cook my last pack of Ramen savoring each steaming mouthful with rapt attention. Not full attention. Obviously.
I don't know why I'm even bothering to write this down. No one's going to ever read this pitiful story. The new three strike policy got me banned from the Net for good. I'm dead in the virtual. And unless I can figure out a way to make some offline credits, I'm going to be dead in meatspace as well before too long.
Inspired by David Cameron, Google, the Zuckerbergs, the U.S. Congress and everyone else who believes people should give up privacy to participate in the online community.100 Word Story Podcast site