Wednesday, November 30, 2011

30 Minutes in the Life of a Social Network Revolutionary

Delilah Noir and Edie Sedgwick


0900 Woke late again. I was up all night tweeting for the revolution.

0902  Fuck it. I'm going to be late for work anyway. Let's see what those fuckers were trying to get away with when I was sleeping.

0905  Lies. Lies. Lies. Those assholes are trying to take over our hashtag. Not on my watch! I can afford one more day off.

0907 Take that motherfuckers!

0920 Good. I've countered every one of their bullshit posts

0925 Why aren't more people retweeting me? Don't they understand how important this is?

0930 I'll just keep posting until they get it.

3 comments:

  1. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

    You go, girl!

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  2. "I'll just keep posting until they get it."

    Yup, that'll win the revolution. Somebody wanna remind me what today's cause is again? :-)

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  3. Erm...ok, i give in. hehe. i get it. /me blushes

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